Catfreeek said...
I'm afraid of heights
I think it's a natural fear
since we don't have wings

Octopunk said...
I fear John Sweatpants
No phobia name for it
It's just common sense

Johnny Sweatpants said...
It's not you, it's me
Apotemnophobia
I can't deal with stubs

JPX said...
I fear borderlines
I Married one - big mistake!
Can't deal with crazy

AC said...
i still have some fears
large, formal presentations?
prefer fork in eye

But in the end, I had to give the win to HandsomeStan for the following entries:
No shit, FDR
All I really fear is fear
That, and crazed monkeys

Fearing fear of fear
Phobophobophobia
Quite the rabbit hole

The reaper? Fuck him.
I fear hearing that crap song
Stupid BOC

Congratulations HandsomeStan!