You're Getting 'The Room' in 3-D

From iwatchstuff, James Cameron isn't the only director having a love affair with 3-D. Tommy Wiseau is loving it, too! In an interview with EW, the auteur behind The Room explained that he's "obsessed about 3-D right now, if you ask me," and revealed plans to convert his cult "black comedy" into three dimensions, thus eliminating The Room's least problematic removal from reality.

Apparently unable to just merge the footage he shot with two cameras mounted side-by-side into a stereoscopic image, Wiseau went on to say the conversion process is "very detail-oriented," but that we should see the results in theaters by late 2011 or early 2012, with a Blu-Ray release to follow. Finally, visual depth between Lisa and the inexplicable spoon art! Also: Wiseau's wan, dimpled ass cheeks in 3-D, as he confirmed, "My bottom will have to be in 3-D because I’m not changing anything." Nor should you, Tommy.