Welcome to Thorsby
a town filled with gun toting hicks
and sword wielding children
They have a bit of a blood thirsty alien zombie problem
But no worries, if you find a dead guy just call chuck
and if your not dead, just hide in a dark closet. Chuck says soWho's Chuck? Who cares! He has post-its and gives good info.
In Thorsby women wear fancy tops made fromelectrical tape when they go out drinking. Now that's class!
Zombie strippers don't care too much about eating your brain.
They're too busy eating each other.
This guy spends nearly the entire film running around naked.He has nothing to be proud of.
and this guy was just too weird looking not to share.
