Then again, maybe it is.
Quite a few magic bullets were fired; I loved how the varying degrees of opinion colored the overall bloggy knoll. Some of the gems:
50Page:
toothpick thru sandwich
hits bread, meat, lettuce, toppings
a "magic" toothpick?
It's true! The conspiracy of the "magic bullet" depends on Connolly and Kennedy sitting on the same level and facing forward as the shots ring out. In truth, Connolly was sitting in the lower "jump seat," and, after the first shot, had turned his body in such a way as to account for all the wounds to both himself & JFK. "Back and to the left" is also hogwash; the first shot from the back made Kennedy tilt forward, allowing for the trajectory of the third, final bullet. But anyway, also from 50Page:
stan's conspiracy
picking a hump day topic
with four syllables
BWAAAAA-hah-hah-haaaaaaahhhh!!!
JPX:
Elvis never died
Who really cares at this point?
He'd be an old fart
So true, so true
Also from JPX:
Know what's bugging me?
Why's Jersey Shore popular?
Yes, conspiracy
I have an elegant Theory of Superunification that explains EXACTLY why the show is so popular. I'll post it soon.
Octo:
The Wookiee 7
Leave no clues for you to find
Except ripped-out arms
Loved this one - I was hoping for more backstory exploration of the Wookiee 7. Whose side are they on, anyway?
And I liked the following, even though I feel like the reference went over my head:
Easter Island heads
In collusion with mummies
Make air travel suck
AC:
a patient told me
"the damn jews own everything"
i wish it were true
Cat:
Rich elite not smart
eliminate all the rest
who will wait on them
And in conclusion, the winner is Johnny Sweatpants.
You're far too trusting
There's no evil in the world?
Corruption exists
Well done, everyone! Watch out for the nWo black helicopters!
