Here are the results with some hairtastic pictures of everyone. For your viewing pleasure I'll begin with a couple humiliating ones of myself.
"I was four years old
Chop, chop!! Hair all on the floor
Then they called me boy"
Gretchen was her usual sassy self when she stated,
"Caucasian regret?
I'll slap your face Handsome Stan
My fro is divine"
AC displayed an atypical rebellious nature when she stated,
"my mom is on me
to cover up my gray hair
so of course i don't"
Octo commented on the nature of fatherhood, I only wish I had a picture of the "bed-head" of his,
"Dadhood side effect
Breakfast, daycare, get to work
Oops! Still got bedhead"
Imagine my delight when I stumbled upon this Catfreeek picture, which she refers to in this haiku,
"Me in the '90's?
Think clubs like JR's fast lane
Dyed red and teased up"
This was my favorite Catfreeek entry,
"Gretchen's Legacy
A family pic plus one
afro among them"
I liked this Monkee insult from JPX
"Is that Darth Vader?
Nope, it's only Davy Jones
Hair helmet fooled me"
JSP chose to ignore my Winnie Cooper/Davy Jones feud and came up with this little example of his mischievous nature,
"His name? "Harry Ball"
I crank called him constantly
{Before call waiting}"
"Full hairy circle
Ears, moles, nipples and nostrils
These: the Wonder Hairs"